Mary Had a Little Lamb rhymes, collected from various alt.sysadmin.recovery newsgroup posts.
Mary had a little lamb.
The midwife fainted.
Mary had a little lamb,
It had a touch of colic.
She gave it brandy twice a day,
And now it's alcoholic!
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.
Mary had a little lamb.
She shot it in the head.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two bits of bread.
Mary had a little lamb
A little roast, a little jam
An ice-cream soda topped with fizz
Boy, how sick our Mary is.
Mary had a little lamb
She fed it leaves and grass
She took it down the garden path
And shot it up the ass.
Mary had a little lamb,
with which she used to sleep.
One night the lamb became a ram
And Mary had a sheep.